𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙤𝙧 251,736 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚
This morning I staggered in the newsagents hoping the lovely chap behind the till wouldn't recognise me from the full page spread, featuring multiple photos of me no less, in the Daily Express.
In fairness it wasn't likely as my eyes were barely open, my head bent double and my hair looking like a matted mess after my second night into a period I should have taken as 'Chickernity Leave'.
I'll have you no it's no mean fete hatching 7 out of 8 eggs - the worry of doing everything right for starters nearly kills you!
Is the incubator temperature right? is the humidity level correct? did you use the best hatching mat? is that one going to be permanently damaged because I helped it out of its shell?
And that's without waking up at 1:36 AM wondering if you should check to see if more have hatched or not.
Or the attempting to work to a chorus of gorgeous peeps and then subconsciously hearing an extra high shrill and fearing the worst as you crane your neck around to discover one has just stepped 1 centimetre away from the others and is automatically lost!
But this chicken-loving, cult-escaping badass wouldn't have it any other way and ya all know it too!
Because sure as hell she isn't going to be spending her time and energy listening to some Perfect Webinar training with 40 slides to boot, on how to register 1,000 people a week for $3 a pop in order to grow her list!
Never mind the guidance on having to do this weekly before automating it! No thank you Mr Big Name In Industry!
To reach the number I did today (which by the way took less than 1hr) I'd have to host your webinars every week for almost five years straight!
AND spend $753,000 in the process!
Alternatively, you could invest just $2,222 for my 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝑼𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 program and learn how I've reached 24,063,000 people (yes that's 24 million!)
Plus, when you sign up for my 1:1 six-week intensive program I'll show you how to
𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮,
extract your own story, showcase it for sharing
and 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙
Private message me to snap up one of the three places I have available this month so we can move you to a whole new stratosphere!